A guest in the house is a joy, a feast and a sea of positive emotions. But exactly until the moment when the owners do not want to relax in silence. If the clock is approaching midnight, and the merry company is not going to leave your apartment, you can unobtrusively contribute to their departure.
Instruction manual
1
Take care of your buddies. The time is already late, the metro will close soon, the last bus is about to leave. Call yourself to see what time the necessary transport leaves, offer to call your friend’s husband and ask her to meet. Guests, most likely, will not notice that you are transporting them, but they will be touched by care.
2
Stop putting new snacks and bottles on the table. With regret, inform the guests that it was all over, having previously hidden the olivier in the refrigerator. After a while, start collecting empty dishes from the table. The hint is clear - there is nothing more to wait in this house, it is time to leave.
3
Tell the guests that your child is sick, the dog is suffering from bloating for the second day, and stress in the aquarium fish. They all need peace and quiet. Tactful people will begin to gather at the same time, comforting you and wishing all the above creatures a speedy recovery.
4
Ask guests to help you. For example, wash the dishes, vacuum the carpet, go to the store for shopping, take the cabinet down on the boards, which is high time to throw it away. Some of those present are likely to retreat, citing urgent matters and later. The remaining ones will help ease your work.
5
If you live with a spouse, talk your soulmate into playing a little performance. Imitate a quarrel, not too violent, without throwing dishes, but with a conversation on elevated tones. Confused by the sight of the guests, they will prefer to quietly disappear.
6
In cases of extreme misunderstanding of hints from guests, deprive them of basic household amenities. Block the water in the drain tank, hide the toilet paper. Soon, guests, one by one, will realize that your apartment has become unsuitable for the continuation of the evening.
7
Your guests turned out to be persistent people who care nothing? Tell me plainly that you are tired and want to sleep, and tomorrow you will be early to work. Invite everyone to disperse and continue gatherings on another day.
