New Year is such a wonderful holiday. It depends only on you whether it will become truly unforgettable. And not only for you and your household, but also for those lucky ones who were on New Year's Eve within reach.
Instruction manual
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What is New Year without champagne? Therefore, buy it as much as possible, even a whole box. A lot - not a little. Better save on a snack: there is nothing to overload the stomach, harm the body.
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Start consuming this wonderful drink long before the chimes. Then, listening to some uncle in a strict suit and tie, politely speaking from the TV screen to all dear Russians and to you in particular, you will come to be touched and delighted. And you will immediately want to do something very good for someone. Even the neighbors whom you can not stand on other days and nights. So turn on your music center at full volume. Let the ceiling, floor and walls tremble. Neighbors are also people, they need to hear this music.
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If by some miracle you hear a faint trill of a doorbell, open it and with a happy smile let in a neighbor - the grandmother of the “God's dandelion”. And then, without leaving a place, pour her a "penalty". Do not listen to her plaintive refusals: they say she can’t, her health does not allow her and in general she came to ask to turn down the sound, she can’t hear in her own apartment on the TV how without the Blue Light. Let him drink first, and then another. Well, of course, and the third - because God loves the trinity. Will rest - persuade, convince, force, finally! When after that the grandmother asks for a fourth and, sobbing, draws him in a loud voice "I remember, I was still a molodezka
", do not bother her to pour out her soul. It is better to sincerely envy: this is a memory! You would have such, at her age.
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And what New Year's Eve without fireworks! Moreover, you already bought a whole box of firecrackers in advance. Made in China, of course. Cheap but angry. So take matches quickly, go to the balcony - and salute into the festive night sky. A sea of ​​adrenaline, emotions! Especially the neighbors in the house opposite, through the window which one of your firecrackers flies off course.
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Now is the time to return to the festive table and drink a couple more bottles of champagne, having previously thrown the empty containers from the balcony. It is well known that dishes are beating fortunately. Judging by the heart-rending howl of the alarm, as well as by the frantic swearing that came from the neighboring balcony, the owner of the car on whose roof the bottle landed does not agree. Well, to hell with him! On New Year's Day, she can’t relax, she’s a parasite, the holiday spoils the work of hard workers.
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And do not be a misfortune - pour champagne to the police who came along. After all, people. And they also have a holiday.
